Apr 10, 2009

Mastercraft introduces....the most ________ idea ever.

So this was originally going to be a post about the new Nightmares. The new Mastercraft Prostar 190 Nightmare eddition. As well as the newest edition to the Krueger Family, Dash a much smaller nightmare but just as powerful. Congrats to Freddy and Karen on there new baby....well was new on March 17th, but were behind the times.

While looking on Mastercrafts website for pictures I came across this crazy link that said "300" SO I was totally like lets click on it and see where we go... To my dismay there were not 300 dead Trojans. WTF Mastercraft what the hell is this thing?
Believe it or not folks that is a boat made by Mastercraft. According to mastercraft.com "It [the 300] is the first twin tipped day yacht." Whatever the hell that means. Its a yacht, watch out Sea Ray, here comes Mastercraft. Next up, jet boats! The yachts at the local yacht club are lauging there asses off. Stick to what you know...ski boats.


  1. Introduce a new yacht during a recession? Makes good sense to me. Now if you excuse me, I need to get my big hammer. That square peg is sticking as it slides through that round hole.

  2. Anonymous12:38 PM


  3. Anonymous3:50 PM

    this boat is nonesense, its time for Mastercraft and the others to get back to what worked. stick with the ski and wakeboard boats. this hugh boats are not going to solve their issues

  4. Anonymous5:19 PM

    i like this idea. if they can make more dollas in the higher end market of the boating world, that can only help their lower level boats...the prostars and x-stars of the world.

    besides, the cost of a new boat these days are so expensive that why even bother anymore? They are so expensive and are priced into a market that doesn't support it.



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