
::Scene::
- Location: CRB HQ. Lazy Afternoon, staff is busy researching.
- There is some commotion coming from the parking lot.
**Door Flies Open**

/stomps feet in place

GAWD...Get Out!!

but but....
/lower lip trembles...looks around furtively

/slacking off
/looking at porn
Who the hell is that person, should be call security?

/hangs head
/walks towards door with bundle of printed sheets in hand



Really? Really?
/Beams
/Excitedly runs over to office with papers in hand
/drops capri sun


Look...LOOK!! It worked!!! CRB HAS THE POWER!!! DON'T YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!!!
**Online Host**
Obligitory pop Culture Reference. Hooch is Crazy.

/pours glass of vintage bourbon
We have achieved something greater then ever thought possible. We must share this with the people.
*Online Host*
Requests Direct Connection.

I mean, my goodness, thats why it seems like you are 3-eventers and the old crowd!! YOU DEFINE WATERSKIING AS 3-EVENT SKIING!!!
It isn't!!!!! 3-Event skiing is just that, 3-event skiing. Its just one damn part of it, one discipline! Its not WATERSKIING!!
Gosh, whats that say for Show Skiers or Hyrdofoilers or whatever, what they do isn't waterskiing?
THERE!! Thats the problem!
So....lets do this, lets rename USA Waterski....
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USA Watersports!!!
WOOO!!!
Wakeboarders, 3-Eventers, Show Skiers, Barefooters, Surfers, Tubers, Wake Surfers....We're all one big happy family!!
Mr. Locke!! Make this happen!! The power of the CRB Compels you!!!
Now, granted, the name of the entire organization wasn't changed to USA Watersports, but, you have to hook the donkey to the cart first before you can make your way into town.
Just to be clear, we don't think that our post way back in September that much of a bearing on the name change from "Waterskiing" to "3-Event Waterskiing"....no, we are simply saying that THE POWER OF THE CRB COMPELLED IT!!
Look close!

/hands Mr. Locke glass of vintage bourbon through the CRB portal
You earned it!
GAWD, OMG CRBCUSAWSL*
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btw, in case people don't know, OldManFishing is the ODBF.
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