- Location: CRB HQ. Lazy Afternoon, staff is busy researching.
- There is some commotion coming from the parking lot.
**Door Flies Open**
RowRowYourBoat: GUYS GUYS!!! LOOK!! OMG OMG OMG
/stomps feet in place
OldManFishing: Doooode, seriously, I thought you quit or were fired or something. Your like frickin Milton from Office Space, quit hanging around here and bothering us.
RowRowYourBoat: /sad face
/lower lip trembles...looks around furtively
CRBOFFICESTAFF: /whispering amongst themselves
/looking at porn
Who the hell is that person, should be call security?
RowRowYourBoat: Serious guys? You don't remember me?
/walks towards door with bundle of printed sheets in hand
RowRowYourBoat: /looks bad longingly
OldManFishing: OH MY GOD. FINE!! what do you want?
/Excitedly runs over to office with papers in hand
/drops capri sun
OldManFishing: What you got man. We are busy here finding sexy pictures of Danielle Lloyd and trying to update our CRB girls roster.
RowRowYourBoat: /Slams down paper
Look...LOOK!! It worked!!! CRB HAS THE POWER!!! DON'T YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!!!
Obligitory pop Culture Reference. Hooch is Crazy.
OldManFishing: /rubs hands together
/pours glass of vintage bourbon
We have achieved something greater then ever thought possible. We must share this with the people.
Requests Direct Connection.
Something looks quite different here. Something we may have commented on before. In fact, I believe that we IMPLORED USA Waterski to make some changes.
I mean, my goodness, thats why it seems like you are 3-eventers and the old crowd!! YOU DEFINE WATERSKIING AS 3-EVENT SKIING!!!
It isn't!!!!! 3-Event skiing is just that, 3-event skiing. Its just one damn part of it, one discipline! Its not WATERSKIING!!
Gosh, whats that say for Show Skiers or Hyrdofoilers or whatever, what they do isn't waterskiing?
THERE!! Thats the problem!
So....lets do this, lets rename USA Waterski....
Wakeboarders, 3-Eventers, Show Skiers, Barefooters, Surfers, Tubers, Wake Surfers....We're all one big happy family!!
Mr. Locke!! Make this happen!! The power of the CRB Compels you!!!
Now, granted, the name of the entire organization wasn't changed to USA Watersports, but, you have to hook the donkey to the cart first before you can make your way into town.
Just to be clear, we don't think that our post way back in September that much of a bearing on the name change from "Waterskiing" to "3-Event Waterskiing"....no, we are simply saying that THE POWER OF THE CRB COMPELLED IT!!
Mr. Locke? Hopefully you made it this far. Here...
/hands Mr. Locke glass of vintage bourbon through the CRB portal
You earned it!