It relates to waterski because, well, we like it. Besides, its Sunday night and for the vast majority of you all, you aren't skiing and what better way to spend an evening with your fake online friends?
Danielle Lloyd? Why would you mention that, she has nothing to do with....
WE DON'T HAVE TIME!!! GIVE ME A GUINNESS!!
but, danielle, my boss may...
DAMNIT CRB...JUST DO IT!!!
/snaps random pedestrians neck
here you go.
UPLOAD THE SCHEMATICS TO MY PDA...NOW.
(ed note. its strongly recomended you click on the danielle pic, 1. because her eyes look into your soul and 2. look at the dude over her left shoulder, very pleased that she is there)