ULM: We're #1 We're #1
USAWS: GO MIDWEST!!
ULM: Huh??? but we are hanging out with ULL, our combined might is unstopable
ULL: Gustav is a dick.
South: Well we will show those yanks how to ski this weekend
IKE: Doubt it
Hurricane Ike: /Bitch Slaps Texas
ULL: Ike is a dick
Texas: You said it