Sep 26, 2008

I drink milk to grow BIG and Strong.

Looks like the Great Lakes Confrence has been listening to its momma and Drinking lots of milk, so it can grow big and strong. And the east looks to be trying to reverse the shrinking trend.

The east has added a new school with Elon making their debut last weekend. While the NEC seems to have totally vanished and Florida (the waterski capitol of the world????) only fielding 2 teams, the SAC has been able to avoid the total failures of their sister confrences. and acording to the ski flies they have someone with some motivation leading their confrence.

The Elon fighting Christians...

yea thats what it says...

Kinda looks like a orthodox Jew. hmmm

Brothers from another mother?

On to the fastest growing confrence this year (the only other confrence to grow), the Great Lakes Confrence added 3 teams this year. Year after year the midwest has defied logic and produced multiple new teams every year.

University of Michigan-Flint fielded a team. So I guess Micheal Moores prediction that Flint would dry up and die as a city because GM left were unfounded. I mean, if they have skiing they must be golden!

I would include a picture of Flints mascot, but appearently they dont have one.

"Ann Arbor has the Wolverines and Dearborn has the Wolves; we needed something
that fits the Flint campus,"
So instead I have picked one for them.

Get it...



Ok then...

Notre Dame sent a team as well.

I guess they dont like hot flexible girls there. Glad I chose not to go there*.


Saginaw Valley State. Ive never heard of them. But they have 16 Athletic programs and they are the Cardinals.

Perfect mascot for Saginaw MI, whereever the hell that is.


Smart ass.

1 comment:

Speak now. Give us your tired your hungry your weak. We will make them into CRB Staff

Its to Dang Cold!

Enjoy this weather you hot piece of ass! Dispatch from the CRB weather desk Guess what???  ITS COLDER THEN A WELL DIGGERS ASS OUT THERE KIDS...