Jul 16, 2008

JORTS!!

The CRB is on vacation for a week or so, or at least until Mrs. CRB gives us our computer privileges back.

Anyways, in the meantime and with a hat tip to Mitchell we have this picture, which is awesome on so many levels it boggles the mind.

1) Jorts! Not just for fancy parties anymore

2) Mastercraft Skis? Guessing that adjusted for inflation, if they built that ski today it would be like $9,500.

3) The sort of smirky, pouty lip thing. Precursor to this?

4) Shorty shorts. Thank the lord those around around anymore. well, these are ok.

11 comments:

  1. I guess I have arrived, thanks CRB

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  2. In the late 70's/early 80's, was everything homoerotic?

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  3. haha! damn near huh? you know, the more i look at those shorts i wonder if they are actually corduroy!

    so, that got me thinking, the entire CRB army should congregate at some random waterski tournament and rock corduroy shorts. got we would be hot. and gay

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  4. well that would make us the coolest i think*

    *not cool

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  5. Anonymous8:19 AM

    The shorts are corduroy...

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  6. Does everyone else get the "This page displays secure and non secure items on it. do you want to display the nonsecure items" error message TWICE every time you go to the comment page?

    It is a huge pain, and I was wondering if it is the way that I have my computer set up, or everyone gets this little bugger.

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  7. this is direct from the final word on everything, Wikipedia:

    "A Jort (or Jorts, plural),[1] a portmanteau of "jean-shorts", is a garment worn by women or men that covers the pelvic area, the buttocks, and the upper part of the legs (typically the part above the knee). Jorts are types of shorts that are made only from denim.

    Some restrict the definition of the jort to self-cropped pants made from denim (the classic "cut-off" jort), while others broaden them to include those denim shorts cropped and hemmed—and sometimes even pleated—at the knee. Jorts are still in wide use throughout the US. With the wide use of cellphones, jean shorts now often have a side pocket just to hold a cellphone. Most jean shorts have two back pockets and two side pockets."

    So there you have it. Neither man in the post's picture is clad in jorts, in the strictest sense of the word.

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  8. I do not get the error

    I think the correct term for these articles of clothing would be nut huggers.

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  9. I get that error as well.

    So since this are corduroy would that make them "Corts"?

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