Its 2021. Lets Ring In The New Year.
Ok then, 2020 sucked and we are now in a new year, hell yeah, time for all the good shit to happen. You are probably like, "hey, crb idiots, its almost the middle of February...2021 didn't just start and it is still kinda shitty!" To which we reply, that is true and you are a god damn pessimist and we would no longer like you on our pontoon boat out here in the middle of the lake. In the middle of February...in a northern state. Where it is SO COLD. Audience: "HOW COLD IS IT?!?!" so cold Audience: "hahaha, a Lazlo Holmes reference, I get that and that makes me chuckle...but, seriously, how cold is it??" Its so cold even the mountains are putting on their snow caps! Audience: /Groan Its so cold the Mail carriers watch out for both dogs and polar bears!! Audience: "we paid for this shit?" Fine fine whatever. No more jokes about the weather. Turns out though, nothing really changes from one year to the next, we have a different presiden
viva la revolution!!!
ReplyDeleteRowboat Abides would get my vote.
ReplyDeleteThat is really funny though.
Cris is a communist!
ReplyDeleteYEEESSSSSSS THAT WAS AWESOME
ReplyDeleteODBF YOU GOT MY VOTE AND WHERE CAN I GET TRAMP STAMPS DIGITS?
So dam funny that I stole it
ReplyDeleteScrew you horton!!
ReplyDeleteHorton is running against me to? The carbon fin boy is going down.
ReplyDeleteI will give the people what they want. I support hot show ski ladies. When I am president there will be show ski hotties on the cover of all ski magazines every month. America needs a smoke’n hot blond from Minnesota wearing a bikini in every MasterCraft on every lake.
ReplyDeleteI vote for horton.
ReplyDeletei am sorry waterski hotties? the crb questions your assertion. please provide evidence of said assertion and we may back you. however, we remain skeptical.
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ReplyDeletewelp...that works. well played Horton. ODBF? ball is in your court.
ReplyDeletewell im going to call out horton on the fact he is lying to the voters. He promised to give the waterskiing public hot show ski chicks. well from his own campaign release he shows that he is going to be dishonest to the voters from day one. I see Karina Nowlen, who is not a show skier, while she is hot, she does not meet Mr. Hortons own promises.
ReplyDeleteI on the other hand promise to be honest to the public and will give everyone who votes for me very little return on their hard earned tax money and will to the best of my ability I will make sure to waste as much money as I possibly can on public works projects that provide little benifit to the vast majority of the voting public.
/Waterski Lakes for all skiers!!
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