Jun 26, 2008

Tom Jones Approves of this Wakeboard Tournament

Sexual intercourse, in its biological sense, is the act in which the male reproductive organ (in humans and other higher animals) enters the female reproductive tract, called copulation or coitus in other reference.

A bomb is a device that generates and releases its energy very rapidly. The explosion creates a violent, very destructive shock wave.

Well, those two things sound very similar don't they? Well, at least for those lucky enough to copulate with the Rowboat.


Well, Sex Bomb, the Band is playing this weekend at a local wakeboard tournament in Peterborough, Ontario called the Kawartha Lakes Wakeboard Open.

Lucky for them this year, or unlucky depending on your point of view, there doesn't appear to be the bikini competition right before they go on-stage. Which, for them, we suppose is good, its sort of hard to be a band named Sex Bomb made up of a bunch of 30 some year old dudes rocking cover versions of Counting Crows to get any attention after a bunch of babes wearing bikinis prance around.

Anyways, the Kawartha Lakes Wakeboard Open is this weekend in Peterborough and, if nothing else, they have an ass-load of sponsors. Or their pimped myspace page just barfed all over their website.
It is official the Kawartha Lakes Wakeboard OPEN 2008 will be downtown Peterborough. Beavermead Park on Little Lake will be the site for this years action packed event. Formerly called the KLWC ICEBREAKER,this annual event is in its fourth season. It is Peterborough and the Kawarthas premier wakeboard and summer event.
Tee Hee, beaver.

Well, we think it all looks cool, what say you Tom?


  1. how does one rock a cover of a Counting Crows song, when there is nary a Counting Crows song that rocks in the first place.

    BTW, careful with the copulation references, or else a less scrupulous commenter might make a "length and burn rate of the fuse" comparision as it relates to the sex bomb.

  2. I just vomited on myself

  3. How many people watched that video, and kind of nodded their head to the beat, then realized they were listening to Tom Jones and got a little embarrased and then looked around and saw that no one was watching and then kept nodding head and tapping your foot to the beat?

    (I'm raising my hand right now)

  4. *Raises hand*

    Highly recommended viewing

    Black Betty


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