This is a blatant rip-off of the KSK post from today, but, its brilliance is only overshadowed by the fact this shit hasn't been done before. If you are to lazy to click over to their site, its a pretty simple deal, they have mock-drafts of various things, hottest girls, best ways to die in a movie, etc, etc.
Anyways, todays mock draft was Pet Peeves and it was awesome....even better, or equally as good, was the comments, people going off on the shit that pisses them off in the world.
Well, never one to let a good idea go un-theived, we figured we would put together a small list of things surrounding the waterski world that piss us off. Note: the we and us is in the royal, because the ODBF and the Minion are fucking worthless.
Here are five things that piss me off about the waterski world.
1) People who are crappy boat drivers but think they are good.
Look, its not that hard. If you suck, don't fucking learn with me back there.
2) People that cant figure out how to load/unload their boat from a trailer.
Along with that goes people that cant figure out how to back up their car with a trailer on it. Granted, 90% of the time this shit is hysterical, but, christ, sometimes you wanna get yourself outta the water, or in the water and wait for the 45 year old moron investment banker with the at one-time trophy wife try and back a fucking bayliner into the water while he stands on the dock with a rope in one hand and a cigerette or cell-phone in the other while simultaiuously yelling at her that she doesn't know what she is doing. "Damnit Cindy! Go Left!!....NO LEFT!!"
3) Assholes who don't understand common waterski etiqute.
Look, we know your rad X-Star piece of crap is awesome and you and your extreme friends are cool, but, seriously, pay attention to what is going on around you. There are only so many lakes and I am here too. When I am done with my run, then its your turn. I will fuck around for a awhile, drink a beer, whatever and wait for you to be done. Then its my turn. But for gods sake, realize that you make wake when you drive around so fucking idle where you want to go.
Not sure what else to add here. I like to fish too. Its fun, you can drink and be moderately home-erotic with your buddy. Great. I am sure that the one calm place in the lake is EXACTLY where billy big mouth bass is, but, you know what, we are both here for the same reason. To enjoy the lake, so, quit looking at me like we just burned down your house and stole your bait/wife when we are in the same area as you are.
Its just sucks.
There are about a billion other things that suck, and I am sure I missed some of them, what are they?
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