Apr 14, 2008

Take a Sniff, Pull It Out

Get your skis shined up
grab a stick of Juicy Fruit
The taste is gonna move you
Take a sniff pull it out
the taste is gonna move you
when you pop it in your mouth
Juicy Fruit it's gonna move you
Chew's so soft it gets right to you
Juicy Fruit the taste the tast
the taste is gonna move you.
Juicy fruit it's gonna move you

Oh My, the sexual innuendo jokes are just ENDLESS!!!


  1. And how long did you have to search on youtube to find that classic gem? The spread eagle two ski jump pose is classic.

  2. If you aren't happy watching that commercial, check your pulse, because you may be dead.

  3. No kidding cris, and thanks for the tip btw. also, i swear that there was also a juicy fruit commercial where they built a jump in a day and then went all bezerker.

  4. Anonymous2:23 PM

    That's awesome. CRB rules!

  5. The scene with the girl in the purple removing her sweatshirt is oscar-caliber cinematography


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