Mar 27, 2008

Now Thats a Nice Ass

The old addage in the marketing world that we all know and love, sex sells baby!

Well, the dudes behind the new website sure know this well. God Damn, just check out Jason Seels tail lights in the picture on the opening page.



Jason Seels? Damnit, thought someone said Jessica Biel. Gaak...administering brain bleach as we speak.


Much better.

What the hell is this thing anyways?


To give the Sport of Tournament Waterskiing an Official website for the promotion of Professional waterskiers around the World.

Perfect!! That makes sense.

The more the merrier as far as we are concerned. However, we have a couple minor issues with Mr. Tom Grey and if you would be so kind, sir, here are some suggestions.

1)You may have to click the image to make it big enough, but, WHERE THE HELL IS THE CRB!! We are your comrades of waterski knowledge, we are your friends and allies!! Show us some love!!

2) If you are going to have a picture of a jumper from the back like that, remember sex sells, you need to combine the two together. Sex and Waterski. Sexyski as we call it here at the CRB.

Ya Feel Me?


Speak now. Give us your tired your hungry your weak. We will make them into CRB Staff

Its to Dang Cold!

Enjoy this weather you hot piece of ass! Dispatch from the CRB weather desk Guess what???  ITS COLDER THEN A WELL DIGGERS ASS OUT THERE KIDS...