The old addage in the marketing world that we all know and love, sex sells baby!
Well, the dudes behind the new Proskiers.com website sure know this well. God Damn, just check out Jason Seels tail lights in the picture on the opening page.
/drool
Wait...
Jason Seels? Damnit, thought someone said Jessica Biel. Gaak...administering brain bleach as we speak.
AHHHH
Much better.
What the hell is this Proskiers.com thing anyways?
OUR MISSION :
To give the Sport of Tournament Waterskiing an Official website for the promotion of Professional waterskiers around the World.
Perfect!! That makes sense.
The more the merrier as far as we are concerned. However, we have a couple minor issues with Mr. Tom Grey and if you would be so kind, sir, here are some suggestions.
1)You may have to click the image to make it big enough, but, WHERE THE HELL IS THE CRB!! We are your comrades of waterski knowledge, we are your friends and allies!! Show us some love!!
2) If you are going to have a picture of a jumper from the back like that, remember sex sells, you need to combine the two together. Sex and Waterski. Sexyski as we call it here at the CRB.
Ya Feel Me?
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