Exclusive Interview: Dallas Friday

So after some CRB minion so carelessly tried to crown a new CRB Girl, we have an exclusive interview with Dallas Friday.

Dallas was, shall we say, a little displeased with the way in which some [girl] was splashed all over the pages of the CRB and thus directly in to the millions...thousands...even seven computer screens all over the world.

The following is our exclusive REAL Interview with Dallas:


I need to pee


CRB:
We are here with Dallas Friday, who was recently challenged for the CRB Girl crown. We have heard thru the grapevine (aka we made it up) that you are less then pleased about this development, what do you have to say to defend your crown?

Dallas:





















CRB:

Well we know that, but as Alex showed she hangs with quite the talent, I saw Cale Burdik, Zach Worden and some other very talented skiers in her entourage, where is your crew at?


Dallas:


















And.


















CRB:
Wow, Morgan Freeman and Owen Wilson, impressive but Alex has been pulling some big press recently, how can you compete with that? I mean really there is none higher. What kind of press have you been getting that can top that?



Dallas:



















And.






















CRB:



Ok you win on that one, can we get a kiss?




Dallas:








/Kicks CRB in face


CRB:

OH SNAP

That did not go as planned

Well, thanks for your time.

Comments

  1. hey man, your boat is on fire..

    /gets high
    //watches flames
    //freaks the fuck out

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous10:59 PM

    you been indulging in your product son? dont dip in the pot.

    ReplyDelete
  3. *exhale*

    ahhhhhhh.......

    wha?

    ReplyDelete

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