Turns out that maybe that Waterskiing Squirrel isn't all its cracked up to be. BigFib.com is reporting that Argus Wingdale III was unable to waterski.
"PARKSVILLE, AZ - Area squirrel Argus Wingdale III has been unable to water ski since his birth nearly two years ago. While most other squirrels in his community have become celebrities in local news reports, Wingdale lives a lonely solitary life due to his lack of talent."Sad day in the waterski community. Eh?
Squirrel Sadly Unable To Waterski (BigFib.com)