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Our favorite tournament just keeps getting better. This year at the Collegiate All-Stars there will be a special Night Jump added to the festivities.
Night Jump, as you may know, is that very special time in a womens life when she and her mate take that special stroll down....wait.....I was thinking the Night Jump Yer Bones event. Thats totally different, and doesn't last as long.
THANK YOU!! BE HERE ALL WEEK!!
Anyways, Bellevue Cadillac is sponsoring this event, which will be Saturday night, May 19th and is dubbed the "King of the Night".
Look, we all know who the King of the Night is don't we?
The surreal life? Yeah, I hit that.So, lets just leave that alone. BTW, just for kicks, Google Image search this guy...ugh...not attractive.
//pours glass of Jack Daniels to take away sting
///Readies bowl of brain bleach to clear thoughts
////Bash head against table
More to the point, this event is brought to you by Bellevue Caddy, Seattle's PREMIER Cadillac, Pontiac, Buick and GMC Truck Dealer.
They will be showcasing their tow-vehicles at the tourney. Which means a couple 'Scalades rolling on 24's and maybe a Yukon thrown in for good measure. I mean, what self-respecting collage student doesn't have a spare 50-80 grand floating around waiting to be spend in a moment of beer-induced weakness.
Of course, we are all prepared for that right? Just take away the grand part, and who out there hasn't had a beer-induced moment of weakness where 50-80 dollars were spent on some random at the bar. Ha, thats how we met your Moms!!
For real: Thats pretty awesome that they hooked that up, hopefully it goes off without a hitch. Plus, being on TV combined with night time beer drinking should hopefully lead to some fun audience behavior.
Not saying sex sells or anything, but, ladies don't be afraid to dress like this girl
Dudes, don't be afraid to...ummm...do whatever it is that girls like.
Night Jump (ncwsa.com)
Western Wash University (wwuwaterski.com)
Bellevue Caddy (gmcarsnorthwest.com)